Gentlemen, it is important to understand that the greatest risk to you at this time is not the virus itself; even though it does seem to favour attacking us…the greatest risk to you is inadvertently setting a precedent…for example:

• Today I mowed our lawn for the second time in 7 days…that’s twice the number of times I mowed it in the previous 3 years
• The pool doesn’t have a spec on / in it…it looks like a fountain, on a cloud…the sort of fountain naked Swedish angels would frolic in to the sound of trumpets
• I’ve played more games of hide and seek than I did as a kid.

These are dangerous things…one must be aware…you are welcome.